December 2010
153 posts
Let's all throw books at Myrtle because she can't...
Let's all throw books at Myrtle because she can't...
/OH /MY /GOD / THIS
silentmockingbird:
/OH /MY /GOD / THIS
silentmockingbird:
There is an egyptian superstition..
egyptianwildcurls:
that if your nipple on one boob accidentally sticks out and someone sees it, you have to show that person the other one.
I think that started because egyptians are just trying to see women’s boobs.
There is also one where if you cut your hair and someone steps on it, you will go bald.
crazy people.
There is an egyptian superstition..
egyptianwildcurls:
that if your nipple on one boob accidentally sticks out and someone sees it, you have to show that person the other one.
I think that started because egyptians are just trying to see women’s boobs.
There is also one where if you cut your hair and someone steps on it, you will go bald.
crazy people.
Heart Problems
Mom: 3>
Mom: damn. that didn’t work.
Mom: how do you get the three to turn around
Heart Problems
Mom: 3>
Mom: damn. that didn’t work.
Mom: how do you get the three to turn around
Shorty
MOM: Hey so some girls at work and i were wondering what a “Shorty” is, is it like slang for penis?
Me: umm no. not at all.
Shorty
MOM: Hey so some girls at work and i were wondering what a “Shorty” is, is it like slang for penis?
Me: umm no. not at all.
